Hair dye.

As soon as I quit my regular job, I dyed my hair pink. There is no permanent pink hair dye, but through the magic of the internet I learned how to make semi-permanent hair dye last at least a month. Dying your own hair isn't too hard, but there is a learning curve.

I always start out very carefully.

 

And then I get impatient.

After the dye is on, I wrap my head in plastic wrap and then leave the dye for like, 5 hours.

The first time I tried this tactic, I didn't do anything to keep the dye off my skin. This was an error.

I wore a lot of hats for the next week.

I'm pleased to say I've learned a lot and now I hardly ever dye my ears pink.