Wrong guy to ask.

As a very science-oriented child raised as a devout Christian, I was naturally drawn to “Creation Science”. This is supposedly a branch of ...

My inner voice appears to have two separate personas, which seems concerning but is probably nothing alarming. One voice is that of my Logic...

I describe myself as a misanthrope. This means I hate everyone, despite my warm and cheerful personality. I hate people of every shape and s...

I was walking Awesomedog, Tinydog, and Fosteruahuah on the hiking trails one day when we were beset by a pack of preschoolers. I could se...

Every so often I have to go through my house and perform paper abatement. This where I gather up all of the random pieces of paper littering...

I threw some little sausages on a hot skillet and they started popping and rolling around. There is a sma...

Fat dogs make me sad. Some people seem to love their dogs with food, ignoring the incredible amount of stress it puts on the poor animal...