The Self-Appointed Cat Police

Awesomedog is predominantly a working breed, and he is happiest when he has a job to do. If I do not give him a job, he will find one himself. Once upon a time when Awesomedog was a baby, I stopped a cat from clawing a chair by making a hissy sound.

That was the day Awesomedog became The Cat Police. Cat clawing on furniture? Cats fighting? Cats harassing birds? Not while The Cat Police is on patrol.

Awesomedog also detects cats-in-need-of-correction by listening carefully. At the softest whispered "no, no, bad cat." he will launch into action and bite the cat. His aim isn't always perfect, though...