Monday, November 7, 2011

Thing I Can't Talk About with Regular People #25

I went to a company party with Z. His boss and the boss's wife were there with their baby. She's about a year old with orange hair and green eyes, exactly the kind of baby I want to have.

I need to add "stealing people's babies" to this list.


  1. :) Sometimes I fantasize about legal loopholes that would allow me to keep a baby if I was ever offered one for really cheap...

  2. I guess you can't adopt them like stray puppies, can you?